the Trifecta

this morning I am on a roll with these moob drawings, a fat roll that is!

Clean Water...

Nearly 2 million children die a year for want of clean water! Every day in America, people too lazy to use a broom use clean water to clean off their fucking patio! 

GREAT MOMENTS IN PUNK ROCK HISTORY #666

The Dicks - Saturday Night At The Book Store

"I'm in love with a god damn glory hole
and you're on the other side of it!
Tell your fat wife,
tell your fucking wife, faggot!"

Sure this looking nothing like Gary Floyd, but like all of my drawings I was drunk as fuck when I drew it!

O.P.P. not G.O.P.

Teardrop tattoos indicate a lack of tears shed over bitch ass employees 

My Favorite Moments Of Entering The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

I fucking sew your asshole close & keep feeding you! & feeding you! & feeding you!

FUCK ART THAT ISN’T SHITTY!

 Fuck art that doesn't bring shame and embarrassment to your family, but most importantly fuck art that is children appropriate & fuck art that is work place friendly!

When You Are Being Arrested Focus On The Positive Aspects Of It…

…like carpooling, making friends for life, & creating lasting memories!
 For example I met Robert Hanssen’s nephew while sitting in a CCDC holding cell & I got to watch the movie New Jack City…etc

24 Kid Free Hours

the Moob

I'm fat