Friday, December 12, 2014

Do You Have A Vacancy For A Pig Fucker?




As I get older the more I hate people that insist on having sexual relations with pigs... this is a drawing of my coworker Reina getting fucked by a Babe... for the record Independence by Toxic Reasons is an amazing album!  

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Ottie Von Bismark



I decided to try something different today, instead of getting drunk & drawing something, I thought I would give sober drawing a shot, so here is how it came out. Hmmm, no penises, nothing depressing, the futility of work is absent …etc. Just my best friend Ottie! He is a handsome terrier… sadly this drawing does him absolutely no justice.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Since I can't punch my coworker Reina, I will get drunk and draw her doing what she does best...


 I work with a pig fucker named Reina. Reina is the typical work place coward that relies on passive aggressive comments, because she can't just straight up say shit, if she is called out, she is always "just joking". I often wonder if she sucks my boss's cock or has done so in the past, because why would anyone in their right mind keep a pig fucker around that starts so much shit, everyone I work with has a story about Reina's verbal and emotional abuse. Recently after one of Reina's verbal abuse sessions I contemplated punching her, her reaction to me shaking with rage was to ask if I was on my period. I am sure if asked, she will say that my coworkers & I are too "sensitive", I am so sick of working with someone that takes pride in making people cry. I guess it is time to start looking for something else...

Friday, May 30, 2014

Corporate Rock Still Sucks.


 In a world where just about everything is for sale, there is something liberating about being a part of something that is not for sale! Recently Punk Rock Bowling was in town, which is always a reminder why I hated heavy metal music in the 80's. I totally get that it is difficult to exists in this world without a corporate cock leaving a dent or two in tomorrows turds, but should punks willingly guide that corporate cock into their anus so that "punk" bands can be another tourist attraction? Maybe I am not one to talk I work in the tourism industry... growing up in Las Vegas punk rock was my escape from the job in the casino I was born to have. Many punks will fight to shove that corporate tit, clit, butthole, or cock in their mouth for a buck or two. As I grow older I grow increasingly more thankful of the bands, artists, zines, bands, or whatever that reject that shit! I am sure this rant doesn't make sense, but when I was walking around work bored as fuck it sure as fuck did, & now that I am drunk and listening to the Tiltwheel tune Can't Remember Shit it sure seems like a good idea! 

Friday, May 02, 2014

As A Fat Fuck That Loves Records, I Got To Say, Fuck Picture Discs...


currently I am listening to the Ministry tune Every Day I am too drunk to explain why I prefer the regular vinyl version over the more "collectible" picture disc version

#1) I don't give a fuck if a record is collectible
#2)  I like looking at the sleeve, reading the song titles, & reading whatever information is given, especially if it has awesome bonus art!
#3) give me the least valuable version of your release, this shit is an audio investment not a financial one
#4) looking at that shit while shit is spinning is fucked up!
#5) I am even drunker than when I first drew this shit

Thursday, April 03, 2014

Speaking In Code #666


When a skinhead says, "I'm not political!" What they really mean is that their politics are more in line with your batshit crazy grandma in Arizona & not the "homos" in the Bay Area! 

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

I like eating at the Cornish Pasty!


There will always be new music that old people think sucks, as for myself I am always discovering new music that rules & as I get older I keep finding older & older music that rules as well... 

Are You Down With OPP?







































If I could get an erection I'd be down with O.P.P.

O.P.P. not G.O.P.


Teardrop tattoos indicate a lack of tears shed over bitch ass employees 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monday, March 10, 2014

Too Fat For Punk Rock!


Thanks to years of punk rockin', burrito eatin', whiskey guzzlin', & beer drinkin', I'm officially too fat to wear my Capitalist Casualties T-shirt! 

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Punk Rock Music Awards...


We don't need a lame award show for the bands we love, we show our love for punk rock bands by showing up and slapping a sticker for the bands that will alienate us from our coworkers on the back of our cars... I was fucking drunk when I drew this and I am even more drunk now that I am posting it

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Smokey the Cat!



 My cat Smokey, was given to me by the Russian Mafia! He loves alcohol, he love to make smokey poops, he loves to be petted, & no shit he can talk! Even though he is a Russian Gangster he is soft like velvet, & super affectionate, but if you piss him off he will fuck you up & piss on your shit unless he shits on your shit instead!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

For my brother's wedding I tried to not look like a criminal...



...so I put on my shirt & tie that I had to buy for court because I am a criminal... because I am a fat alcoholic, when I stood up after the wedding my man boobs created great big crescent moons of sweat!

Monday, January 20, 2014

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

FUCK ART THAT ISN’T SHITTY!


 Fuck art that doesn't bring shame and embarrassment to your family, but most importantly fuck art that is children appropriate & fuck art that is work place friendly!

Monday, January 13, 2014

I Love Ant Eater Penises!



This country is plagued by an epidemic of hatred towards anteater penises, open up your heart and open up your mouth & butthole for anteater penises.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

138.org



...my source for Punk Rock in Las Vegas!

When You Are Being Arrested Focus On The Positive Aspects Of It…



…like carpooling, making friends for life, & creating lasting memories!
 For example I met Robert Hanssen’s nephew while sitting in a CCDC holding cell & I got to watch the movie New Jack City…etc

Saturday, January 04, 2014

Bad Dog!



My dog Austin destroys everything, if he can fit it into his mouse he will chew it to pieces... yesterday Austin ate my cousins contact lenses, her medication, and a couple of her panties... I half heartily said to Austin, "bad dog!" 

Friday, January 03, 2014

FUCK WORK...













...I don't have time for that bullshit!
I have been slacking on drawing lately,  not that I don't enjoy it I just haven't had anything new to draw about so I thought I would go back to the timeless message of "FUCK WORK!"