Sunday, December 01, 2013
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
This is an old one I did, but since Thanksgiving is coming up I thought I would post a drawing of me with one of those Baskin Robbins ice cream cakes that look like a turkey... remember, before you eat a cock this Thanksgiving, a lot of us vegetarians are more than willing to put out cocks in your mouth if it means sparing a turkey. I'll even wipe my broke ass dick down with an Axe Body wipe so it won't stank
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
Monday, November 04, 2013
Sunday, November 03, 2013
Mother fuckers don't want to pay their employees a living wage, fuck them! Subsidize your income, rob the rich!
Also, none of this lame ass poor people victimizing other poor people, people who do that need to die. I don't give a fuck what the excuse is... people who do that are pieces of shit that deserve the low wages the elites reluctantly pay them! Also skip the suburbs, sure we all love low hanging fruit, but those fucks are one paycheck away from moving into section 8 housing. People in the suburbs try to hide this by purchasing Starbucks on their way to work....
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
Having sex is a lot like listening to Mudhoney, for a short while in the 90's it seemed like a good idea.
ok I have to call bullshit on myself, I actually bump Mudhoney's Night Of The Hunted / Brand New Face 7" quite often, I think I was most annoyed that the guy with the Mudhoney T-shirt looked like Billy Ray Cyrus
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Friday, September 20, 2013
Monday, September 09, 2013
Last night on my way home from work I decided to get shit faced, while doing so I put on some tunes & whipped this shit up… when I was younger, not so fat, could get an erection, & I had a sex drive, I took part in a lot of sexy time that could be described as unconventional, but I never had the opportunity to take part in a circle jerk
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
Another cartoon inspired by dip shit coworkers who repeat dumb shit they heard on the radio.
You know what kind of person doesn't believe in apologizing? A fucking asshole!
If you are not sorry, fuck apologizing! It takes courage to apologize when you realize you made a mistake or when you are truly sorry that you hurt someone.
I get it though, the type that won’t apologize are also the fuckers that can never admit that they were wrong. They would rather hold on to thinking they were right than actually knowing what is correct. They don’t give a fuck if they hurt people around them because they have their pride, fuck these people!
As far as leaders apologizing, they are probably full of shit and don’t give a fuck, so if some asshole with a flag lapel apologizes about something, “fuck off” because Monday Night Football will be back on soon & the atrocities will continue to happen…
Monday, September 02, 2013
I heard some fuck whine about how he has to be careful about making off colored remarks or some overly sensitive person will be offended. Fuck off! Sure, people shouldn’t be overly sensitive and act like PC assholes, but dickhead shouldn’t think that means being insensitive is OK. It has been my experience that these insensitive types get very offended when you start to bag on the hypocrisy of their religion or their backwards family values.
Saturday, August 31, 2013
I have no problem with them moving on to better things, but they need to get their decaying carcass out of the way...
One one occasion Garvin told me, "Sinhalese men don't eat pussy" & on another he told me, "Sri Lankan men are real men and that we need a lot of pussy", what a fucking ham! Luckily for me, Garvin never considered me a real Sri Lankan, he would introduce me to people like this, "this is Karl, his mother is from Sri Lanka"... go figure!
Thursday, June 27, 2013
When I first got hired to work in the slot department I met a wise man from Hungary, his name was Józef and he gave me some words to live by, "I no kiss ass, I no buddy-buddy with supervisor, they know they fire my ass already!" Several years later they ended up firing Józef. I am not sure if his words were a self fulfilling prophecy, but I will always remember his words or wisdom