ever since I went to jail watching COPs ins't the same

How to guide to drawing like Karl Bakla

You better get some oven mitts because I'm hot

Hang In There!

sometimes friends give each other hand-jobs

I often wonder at what point do my former punk rock friends think to themselves, "I wanna be like my mom & dad", I also wonder why they didn't give me all of their old punk shit, it will do them no good, I wouldn't mind having their old record collection.

the band the Automatics once sang...

All the kids at the punk rock show

Like to drink and they like to pogo

Body surfing on a punk rock sea

But they all wish they could be

Makin' Out!

In the corners of smokey bars...

In the back-seats of your cars...

At the beach, in the hot sun...

Makin' Out is lotsa fun!

Makin' Out!

to quote MDC, "you get better protein from soy beans, with a third of fat now what cha think about that? When you look at the vitamins and compare the price, you're much better off eating beans and rice, but let me reiterate my own position, I'm a god damn drunk I don't care about nutrition!"

Get it on like Donkey Kong!

Some people are so full of shit!