In an attempt to further remove myself…

See you later,
Karl Bakla

Now I’m too drunk to drive to the Tragedy gig…

I don’t really fucking care I’m pissed off for some reason & I don’t even know why, I just feel like I’m in a bad mood oh well,

Bernake is worried about inflation, wow it’s not like we couldn’t have told him about this a while ago… while we’re at it GM has canned some good paying jobs, way to go.

Remember how Americans ran out & bought your fucking 0% interest cars after 9-11, fuck you… & that 0% interest shit was a lie any way, it was only if you qualified for a 2 year lease, once again people with extra money get to benefit from something, fuck you GM, fuck all American companies…

We suppose to feel grateful & loyal to them but they will cut our throats the first chance they get to save a buck or two, how patriotic.

Don’t go union it’s unpatriotic, have less benefits & less pay, it’s more American… It’s better to worker harder for less because it’s the American way, right?

I wonder about these communities around the GM factories how they will be affected, I’m pretty sure there will be a ripple affect… most don’t care… that is far away in another state, I hope you get laid off next if you feel this way so that reality can give you a curb check. If you give a fuck about workers you’ve never met or never will see, then I hope you remain employed & get a raise.

How come in America being against the war in unpatriotic but being a corporate cock sucker who rids the country of descent jobs is seen as being very American because it’s called Capitalism. Being against someone who out sources is called being a pinko, red, commie, & un-American for those of you who are keeping track!

Obama are you going to save us? Even if you will try, will the rest of the corporate cock suckers let you? Will you end up being another phony liberal like Bill Clinton has turned out to be?

McCain if elected will you bomb Macau so that the high rollers will come to Las Vegas?

Will we continue to worry more about gas prices more so than the pollutions our cars & factories release into the atmosphere… I get it, you put yourself first, most do… but after thinking about your self how about giving others & the planet a thought…

Do we still believe forced democracy is democracy… will we continue to listen to Crass on our MP3 players that are made by workers who are working in slave like conditions?

Will we still think the person who is preaching about politics is an ass hole because he gives a fuck? Why are we not an ass hole for not caring?

… I know you’re answer “what can you do, there is nothing you can do about it”

Thanks for falling into their trap!

Is it more important for some athlete to participate in the Olympics or is it more important for Tibet to be free? Why do we only care when it’s China, we’ve had the Olympics here & we have repressed countries in South America… United Fruit! Hmmmm…

I know I haven’t gotten to political in a while, but I’ve been chilling… yeah I’ve been chilling while others have been freaking about real skyrocketing food prices & the scarcity of food, how about trading your life for one in Bangladesh right now?

We let Exxon report records prices & they still haven’t paid up for the oil spill in Alaska…

Fuck it,

- Karl Bakla

WE'RE GONNA DIE

The first ever WE'RE GONNA DIE demo track was recorded today, the guitar sounds like shit, & the vocals had to be held back for fear of my neighbors thinking domestic violence was occurring in my little condo (AKA apartment with out the benefits of renting with all the headaches of owning a house) but all in all glimpses of some hard core punk was there some where in the mix, I was hoping for a wee bit more melody but the anger is coming out nicely… At the rate I’m recording this I should have every track written & recorded by my 40th birthday…

- Karl Bakla

Just a reminder, since I almost forgot...

Citizen Fish
June 20 2008
8:00P @ 3805 House = 3805 Florrie Ave. Las Vegas. NV. 89121

Fuck Art Lets Debauch

Wow, when it comes to punk rock music it just might be OK to live in Las Vegas

HATEFUCKS BEER

DRINK IT!

How to tell if you are a poser…

Fuck I am overwhelmed with the great amount of punk rock we have coming through town. Last week I saw Skint from Salt Lake, Tomorrow will be Tragedy, Blowback, Wait In Vain @ reJAVAnate, then on Wednesday we have the Murder Junkies @ the Dive Bar, On Friday we have K.I.L. from Victorville rocking the Double Down Saloon, & on Saturday we will have the return of Las Vegas Oi band Yesterdays Heroes as well as the Boss Martians, that isn’t shit coming up this summer we have the Ergs! Fuck yeah! Then the Copyrights & Kepi Ghoulie are playing, holy shit! Naked Aggression will be playing reJAVAnate soon. Murphy’s Law! Sure some people might be excited about the Sex Pistols, but 45 dollars fuck that shit!

I’m just saying if you have something better to do, then you are a poser!

Have you ever seen the movie Astro Zombies? I thought what the hell I dig the Misfits…

- Karl Bakla

100 songs by 100 bands

Lets try to get drunk & try to listen to 100 songs by 100 different bands tonight, first off I have already had 3 beers & have probably already listened to 100 songs by 100 different bands today but fuck it. Lets try to listen to 100 songs by 100 different bands tonight with out cheating, no 100 bands on one CD or grind core comps with 100 million bands. I believe Danny Hatefuck has an Anal Cunt double disc that has close to 10,000 songs on it! Lets give it a go, yo! & while I listen I will attempted to clean this fucking room…

1) Dan Padilla – Mamie Is Free
2) The Tim Version – Someone Should Get
3) Hidden Spots – Finish Line
4) Tiltwheel – Boat In Boaling Water
5) Pistol Grip – When The Ink Runs Dry
6) Project X – Straight Edge Revenge
7) Freeze – New Poison at this point I’ve decided that I don’t like this game but I am committed)
8) Skint – They Lie
9) The Varukers – Murder
10) Negative charge – Hospitalized
11) Municipal Waste – The Thrashin’ Of Christ
12) Voetsek – Screwdriver Smile
13) Burzum - Erblicket Die Tchter Des Firm
14) Celtic Frost – Temple Of Depression
15) Naughty By Nature – Everything’s Gonna Be Alright
16) Septic Death - Disinfect
17) Lightning Seeds -Pure
18) Rattus – Puhtaat
19) Tim Dog - Fuck Compton
20) Death – Lack Of Comprehension
21) Death Angel – Thrashers
22) Dark Angel – Death Is a Curtain Life Is Not
23) Morbid Angel – Immortal Rites
24) Parasites – Hard to Find
25) Possessed – Death Metal
26) The Queers – Mirage
27) KMFDM – Combichrist Tohuvabohu
28) Mineral - End Serenading
29) Crimpshrine – Pretty Mess
30) Jawbreaker – Shield Your Eyes
31) Moral Crux – Pathos
32) A Priori – Pathos
33) McRad – McShred
34) Generiks – Mohawk
35) Hag Fish – Stamp
36) TSOL – Sounds Of Laughter
37) J Church Made Life simple
38) The Dickies – Crossed Eye Tammy
39) The Cows – Hitting The Wall
40) Corrosion Of conformity – Eye Against Eye
41) Sex Pistols – Silly Thing
42) Samiam – You Are Freaking Me Out
43) Dance Hall Crashers – He Wants Me Back
44) Desmond Dekker - Israelites
45) Dead Milkmen – Watching Scotty Die
46) The Mentors – Peeping Tom
47) The Sandals – Scrambler
48) Atomic boy – Social Misfits
49) Special Brew – Bad Manners
50) GBH – Checking Out
51) Dead Boys – Sonic Reducer
52) Polaris – Hey Sandy (AKA the Pete & Pete theme song)
53) the Ramones – I Wanna Be Sedated
54) Neko Case – The Tigers Have Spoken
55) Shock – This Generation Is On Vacation
56) Bratmobile – The Real Janelle
57) SNFU – Charlie Still Smirks
58) Chemical People – Cheri Love Affair (OK time for a break I agreed to watch Family Guy with someone special right now) ( wow, I was dis’d the MTV Movie awards was on & my daughter said she’d rather watch that, I said fine “ I have horrible record to listen to”- sheesh the beginning of the end)
59) Compulsion – Galvanized
60) Shattered Faith – Right Is Right
61) Subhumans (Canada) – Slave to My Dick
62) Shane McGowan & the Popes – Haunted
63) The Toasters – Social Security
64) Jill – Dumfounded
65) Sense Field – Out Live The Man
66) White Flag – I’ll Never Turn You On
67) That Dog – Minneapolis
68) Get Up Kids – Mass Pike
69) Beach Boys – God Only Knows
70) The Mission – Dancing Barefoot
71) Left Over Crack - Life Is Pain
72) Oi Polloi – Smash The Fash
73) Small Borwn Bike – Safe In Sound
74) Monsula – Razors
75) Run D MC – Tricky
76) Two Live Crew – Me So Horney
77) KRS1 – Sound Of Da Police
78) NWA – Fuck Da Police
79) Ice T – Colors
80) 2 Pac – Dear Mamma
81) Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Baby I Like It Raw
82) The Mummies – Food, Sickles, And Girls
83) New York Dolls = Personality Crisis
84) Stereotyprider – Emerge And See
85) Misfits – Devil Lock
86) XTC – Making Plans For Nigel
87) Bauhaus – Ziggy Stardust
88) Zero Boys – Amphetamine Addiction
89) Crass – It’s The Greatest Working class Rip Off
90) Rudimentary Peni – Media Person
91) Schleprock – Let Down
92) Conflict – Justify My Hate
93) Sugar Cubes – Walk About
94) Flux Of Pink Indians – Progress
95) Jolt – Emily
96) Negative Trend – Mercenary
97) The Terrorists – Riis Park
98) Joykillers – White Boy White girl
99) Randy – Razorblades
100) Red Skins – Unionize
101) ? …etc

In the span of 100 songs you can read way too much of The 120 Days Of Sodom by Maquis De Sade… well I am super drunk… I didn’t think this would take so long… fuck it… at least I got to read a whole fucking bunch… I did try to vary the sound about, what ever not like it matters… I’m just glad that I played hooky from work today

- Karl Bakla

It ain’t no big thing it’s just life on the East Side Of Town…

So some douche bag was driving around Sahara & Nellis in a stolen car the other day, wow that’s like two or three blocks away from my home. When the cops pulled the guy over they found a bomb in the stolen car.

So out comes the bomb squad & a section of Nellis BLVD gets closed so the police could detonate the bomb, wow what fun…

Today I listened to an (English) Beat album that wasn’t their first one. Special Beat Service what a bunch of horse shit that was… if this album was a bomb it would be a dud, stick to I Just Can’t Stop It if you want to hear something to dance about…

- Karl Bakla

fuck this skateboarder dude was a butt, fuck him!

The young skateboarder came up to me & asked “Asshole Parade what is that?”

This question was referring to my T-shirt

I told them “they’re a great hard core band, you should check em’ out some time”

He said back to me “there are no good bands any more”

I was puzzled this kid seemed so young, there are no good bands now a days as opposed to 3 years ago when he was 12 years old (AKA back in the day)

I explained “there are tons of great bands around, sometimes you just have to look for them”

He looked at me like I was retarded

I told him about an upcoming hard core gig

He kept looking at me like I was stupid

I thought about how today I got a couple of compilation records in the mail with great bands on them, I thought about the band Bear Proof Suit I just discovered for myself by reading the current issue of Razorcake, & I thought about the two really good bands I saw play last week.

People who say there are no good bands any more are just stupid. They are living in denial of the fact that they have just become either lazy or bad at searching the good stuff

As for this kid he was just fucking moron… Was he mad that Blink 182 broke up & now he has to endure that horse shit Angels & Airwaves or Plus 44?

I’ve been buying records, cassette tapes, & CDs for 24 or so years and not once has there been a time when I couldn’t find new bands that rocked my socks off… fuck this kid & fuck Guitar Hero & any one who has ever played it!

If you suggest to me I should play Guitar Hero because I play a guitar I will kill you, that is not playing a guitar! Seriously I hate Guitar Hero & the whole concept of it! Buy a fucking guitar you fucking ass holes…. Ahh now I am pissed off, it’s time for me to take my medicine, now I can go to bed!

- Karl Bakla

My two cents on the polygamist

So for the past couple of weeks I’ve been watching CNN on my lunch break, for those not in the know that means I’m watching their Prime Time News anchor or whatever the fuck you call her Nancy Grace. I’ve already stated that I’d like her to sit on my face while I jerk off but that is beside the point.

Every night at 7pm for the past couple of weeks all I’ve heard is about the Polygamist. For fuck sake these mother fuckers don’t even affect our lives but according to Nancy Grace (that sexy bitch) this seems like a huge fucking thing that is affecting us all.

Now don’t get me wrong I think Polygamy would be cool if you were marrying a whole bunch of cool chicks that had no interest in having kids around. A Teen bride fuck that, she can’t even get into a bar. What the fuck can you talk to a teen bride about besides God, Jesus, & how things were better way back when, give me a break I want to barf.

Where was I…? I don’t really have a problem with the act of polygamy. I do take issue with forcing some underage babe to fuck some dude.

Arranged marriages fucking retarded, you need to give that ass a test ride & know if someone is willing to listen to Tragedy records with you, what their political stance is, & if they will enjoy and if you will enjoy doing the things each other enjoys doing.

I also think forcing the young men out of the group to keep the percentage of women higher to be a bit brilliant, yet completely fucked up.

The thing I take most issue with is that they are Mormons, before you call me a hypocrite or prejudice, keep in mind Mormon are not people. I don’t know what they are but they are obviously creepy.

OK, OK, obviously I was joking about the whole Mormons not being people but they are creepy but that’s cool because I’m sure when people see me stumbling down Sahara Ave with my hair messy & my beard they think I am creepy.

Now how the hell can you talk women into this crap? You really have to have game…

But maybe I have game since a lot of people have asked me through the years “how the hell does your girlfriend put up with your crap”

To which I reply “hay, you are suppose to be my friend don’t take her side”

Now, fuck… now I’ve been sucked into this whole Polygamy story & my point is now lost!

The thing is… I know that CNN doesn’t really care about giving you the news you need, but according to them they are the most trusted source for news. I think it’s so cool that they proclaim that.

I do know that Nancy Grace’s show is 25% crime & 75% eye candy for this pervert. Sometimes I masturbate to the thought of Bethany & Nancy Grace going at it. I think Nancy Grace just had kids so there still might be some milk in dem’ tittes.

Any way… are those fucking Polygamist news worthy? I don’t know maybe… I think everyone should be aware of them, I think everyone should be more aware about everything. I just think as the most trusted source for news CNN should stick to reporting the news that is affecting people more so than letting us hear some bitch go off day after day about the same fucking thing, for fuck sake if I didn’t read the Nation, listen to BBC News, Listen to NPR, & check out other various internet news sights I’d think this was the biggest thing going on in America, then I’d be glad since this would be my only concern… well, according to the most trusted source for news at 7pm.

Keep in mind Nancy Grace is nice to look at but she belongs on AM radio where we won’t have to hear her crap. Yes, I am fully aware this means I won’t be able to see her rockin’ body any more, but I have my own Nancy Grace at home & if she ever yaps the way Nancy Grace does I will stick my rock hard cock in her mouth & say “I can’t hear what you’re saying with my dick in your mouth” actually I wouldn’t ever do that, she would probably kill me if I tried something like that, but that’s why I like her, she has spunk kind of like Nancy Grace.

- Karl Bakla

PS. Wow, that 4 way split on Smallpool Records seriously kicks ass! You like great catchy punk, you like No People, Underground Railroad To Candyland, Off With Their Heads, Drinker’s Purgatory? Then you will like this… I’ve been lucky enough to see No People, Underground Railroad To Candyland & Off With Their Heads all within the last year & all three bands kicked serious ass, so when I saw this comp I had to pick it up! Fuck you get about 4 songs from every band as well as catchy melodies, punk, & sing a long action! This comes highly recommended by this punk rocker!

Check it out HERE!