Speaking In Code #666

When a skinhead says, "I'm not political!" What they really mean is that their politics are more in line with your batshit crazy grandma in Arizona & not the "homos" in the Bay Area! 

At This Point In Life...

...my only chance of getting a boner is if I am bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider! Thankfully the other day I was listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast and learned about this cure for my broke-dick dilemma 

Involuntary Spontaneous Masturbation Disorder...

...is a great conversation starter! 

City Mouse @ the Dive 04/05/14

drew this flyer for the show last night, check it out mofo!

I like eating at the Cornish Pasty!

There will always be new music that old people think sucks, as for myself I am always discovering new music that rules & as I get older I keep finding older & older music that rules as well... 

Are You Down With OPP?

If I could get an erection I'd be down with O.P.P.

O.P.P. not G.O.P.

Teardrop tattoos indicate a lack of tears shed over bitch ass employees 

I usually avoid the variety pack of undies..

...because they have a white pair included & I usually brown out the back of those things...

Too Fat For Punk Rock!

Thanks to years of punk rockin', burrito eatin', whiskey guzzlin', & beer drinkin', I'm officially too fat to wear my Capitalist Casualties T-shirt! 

an alternative use use for the already useful bottle opener!

I had a rough night at work last night, some dude wanted to beat my pathetic ass up, but luckily security rolled up just in time for me to make an escape! For some reason that one asshole ruined my whole night & the rest of my shift was anxiety filled which just made it hard to work, I am so dumb... I should be able to shake that shit off... anyway this is a "fuck you!" to assholes every where! Customer or employee, no reason to be a dick, dick!