Friday, January 05, 2018

Steve Mnuchin...

..not sure if this guy is proof the Alpha Betas should have been allowed to torment the nerds as much as possible or if it's evidence that if nerds are fucked with they will turn on us...

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Know the code...

...the Hanky Code! 

I have to admit I didn't even know there was a thing called the Hanky Code till I saw the movie Cruising staring Al Pacino... I think it's great when people that are into the same thing are able to find each other, I'd imagine that the internet has made this obsolete, but I hope that I'm wrong...

 Wow that is 2 posts so far for 2017, stay tuned for a third, but in the mean time if you have a urge for more Karl Bakla art you can also go to

Friday, September 08, 2017

Law & Order with the Deplorables

first post in a long time, not easy breaking away from ...anyway this is my fuck you to the recent "cops are my best friend and can't get do anything wrong" attitude that many folks in this country seem to have! 

Monday, August 24, 2015


The Dicks - Saturday Night At The Book Store

"I'm in love with a god damn glory hole
and you're on the other side of it!
Tell your fat wife,
tell your fucking wife, faggot!"

Sure this looking nothing like Gary Floyd, but like all of my drawings I was drunk as fuck when I drew it!

Saturday, August 22, 2015


 Recently some guy asked me to start a band with him, he said it would be great and we could do a punk, metal, & rock ‘n roll thing. “Fuck that!” I thought to myself, he then told me that we would sound really good, “Like I give a fuck or two shits about sounding good!”

 In this point in my life I don’t have enough time to start a band, fuck I don’t even know when I am going to have a day off, but that is not the reason I didn’t want to start a band with this guy. The truth is I didn’t want to be in a band with someone that loves Jesus, listens to Slipknot, wants some pussy, & most importantly is sober. Yes, he told me all of these things over the course of five minutes… He expanded on the pussy thing by telling me he only started jamming to get laid.

 I told him nicely that I don’t have the time, but he insisted that I jam with him & he even told someone I was in his band, which is embarrassing to me since I don’t hang out with squares.
With that written this is a fun yet informative guide to what type of person I will not Rock ‘n Roll with!

Monday, March 23, 2015

Why I don't Miss Playing In A Band...

Quite often I am asked if I miss playing in a band, & I usually say, “fuck no!” & these are some of the reasons why.
A)     I don’t miss other musicians relationship problems, from woman that have overly protective boyfriends that hate them playing in a band with a bunch of dudes, to the pedophile that gets 15 year old girls pregnant. Also your girlfriend that complains that you don’t spend enough time with her can go fuck herself.
B)      I don’t miss musicians and their great “ideas”. For the record I don’t give 2 fucks about “making it” I want to make music & anything else positive that comes along with it is a bonus. I don’t want to put shit in a song that people like, I hate those people… Also, don’t tell me how to make my song better, because all the songs you write sound like shit. Fuck you, I don’t want to sound like Avenged Sevenfold or make Hatefucks basketball jerseys
C)      I don’t miss musicians and their drug problems. I don’t give a fuck if you do drugs, but I work and have a family so I don’t have time to waste on the drama that comes along with you self-medicating. It is obvious you are mentally ill, get some therapy, & at this point I don’t really give a fuck if you commit suicide,
D)     I don’t miss musicians and their financial problems. For fuck sake we can forgive the fact that you never have a dime to put into a band related expense, but fuck you for pawning you equipment to buy drugs. Sure this has a lot to do with “C” but so fucking what, go fuck yourself… fuck you for having the nerve to ask me to buy you a beer.

Fuck, I could go on...

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

There Are Bands That Everyone Seems To Love But Me...

...while they want to rock out to these band's sounds I want to barf!

Usually, I try to focus my attention on things I like, especially art wise, but I felt it would be fun to spread some negativity. With that said/written whether I like a band or not I can still appreciate that they are out there creating shit.

KISS - I hate this band, their shtick, & their giant fan base of nostalgic rockers that wished they owned a Trans Am in the early 80's. For the most part I hate heavy metal music and the culture of androgynous homophobic coke snorting dick heads that grew up to fuck "bitches" and vote Republican.

Melvins - I like the idea of liking the Melvins, but they are just too slow for me. I am sure not being a fan of Black Sabbath would suggest I wouldn't like this band, but I still picked up Ozma when it was released. About twice a year I will read something that makes me want to give the Melvins another listen, I have been trying for about 25 years, maybe next year...

Tim Berry - I love AVAIL, but I hate folk music. To me, this singer/song writer folk thing is the guitar solo of what ever era we are in, just minus the blow & hot chicks. Sure, I would never say this to Tim Berry's face, he looks like he works out & could probably kick my ass.

Meat Puppets - Sure no one likes them any more but in the 80's and 90's people sure did. Their first 7" and LP were good but the rest sucked shit, this also applies to Die Kreuzen. People swear by Meat Puppets II and sure it has it's moments, but I am more inclined to blast Dolphin Field off of the In A Car 7"...

Voi Vod - I like the way people describe this band & I want to feel the same, but I don't. I have tried since the 80's to get into them. I recently saw Voi Vod play with Napalm Death at the Oakland Metro, I listened for about thirty seconds before I went to the side area where you can drink a beer in peace. 

Friday, December 12, 2014

Do You Have A Vacancy For A Pig Fucker?

As I get older the more I hate people that insist on having sexual relations with pigs... this is a drawing of my coworker Reina getting fucked by a Babe... for the record Independence by Toxic Reasons is an amazing album!  

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Ottie Von Bismark

I decided to try something different today, instead of getting drunk & drawing something, I thought I would give sober drawing a shot, so here is how it came out. Hmmm, no penises, nothing depressing, the futility of work is absent …etc. Just my best friend Ottie! He is a handsome terrier… sadly this drawing does him absolutely no justice.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Since I can't punch my coworker Reina, I will get drunk and draw her doing what she does best...

 I work with a pig fucker named Reina. Reina is the typical work place coward that relies on passive aggressive comments, because she can't just straight up say shit, if she is called out, she is always "just joking". I often wonder if she sucks my boss's cock or has done so in the past, because why would anyone in their right mind keep a pig fucker around that starts so much shit, everyone I work with has a story about Reina's verbal and emotional abuse. Recently after one of Reina's verbal abuse sessions I contemplated punching her, her reaction to me shaking with rage was to ask if I was on my period. I am sure if asked, she will say that my coworkers & I are too "sensitive", I am so sick of working with someone that takes pride in making people cry. I guess it is time to start looking for something else...

earlier in the year the Pig Fucker known as Reina Skullfuck was fired for steeling tips and money from the company, what a piece of shit! It goes against my nature to be happy that anyone gets fired, but as for Reina good riddance, and by "good riddance" I am not talking about the band on Fat Wreck Chords!