Sunday, May 20, 2018

5 AM twenty years ago...

 Today while I was taking my 5 AM walk, I thought to myself, "20 years ago I would have been walking back home, drunk as fuck right now." Usually I was hitting up 7-11 for more beer and a Big Bite hot dog... Now a days if you see me walking around the East Side at 5 AM it's because I am legitimately walking, it's a great excuse to listen to a podcast and clear my mind. If you see a drink in my hand it's probably coffee.

 For the record I still get fucked up, but usually I stay put listening to records and drawing cocks. If I go out, I don't wander out for more beer. I don't know how I used to do it, Danny and I would start drinking around 4 PM then we might go to a punk show, return to my house after midnight for more beer, then we would get restless and hit the streets on the search for beer and food, we usually didn't get back to my house till after 5 AM.

 As you might know, I gave up eating meat a while back... the thought of eating a Big Bite hot dog makes me want to vomit. 

Friday, April 20, 2018

Berf 'n' Turf

 I don't remember how Bethany got the nickname Berf, but at least it brings us to Berf 'n' turf burrito...

 I'm almost done with 365 Days of Cock, six more days and I'm done! 

Friday, March 30, 2018

Between March Madness and Spring Break I feel like I am surrounded by assholes!


This year the March Madness people were their usual asshole selves, which is fine we are used to it, but this year for some reason the Spring Break kids seem like bigger fucking assholes! They are more racist, more sexist, more angry, & more obnoxious (as stated in this post)... I don't know why these pasty fucks are so angry, they have everything going for themselves. In a worst case scenario their lives will turn out just fine, possibly with multiple divorces, diabetes, and a house in a boring neighborhood like Summerlin. I am sure they will look back on these times as that "wild" time in their life, get over it jerk off!  Whatever your reason to go on vacation, have some fun, get drunk, meet some groovie people, and for fucks sake don't treat the "help" like pieces of shit!

 My 365 Days of Cock project is winding down, so hopefully that will mean more time to post here... 

Friday, January 05, 2018

Steve Mnuchin...


..not sure if this guy is proof the Alpha Betas should have been allowed to torment the nerds as much as possible or if it's evidence that if nerds are fucked with they will turn on us...

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Know the code...

...the Hanky Code! 

I have to admit I didn't even know there was a thing called the Hanky Code till I saw the movie Cruising staring Al Pacino... I think it's great when people that are into the same thing are able to find each other, I'd imagine that the internet has made this obsolete, but I hope that I'm wrong...



 Wow that is 2 posts so far for 2017, stay tuned for a third, but in the mean time if you have a urge for more Karl Bakla art you can also go to  www.365daysofcock.com