My cat Smokey, was given to me by the Russian Mafia! He loves alcohol, he love to make smokey poops, he loves to be petted, & no shit he can talk! Even though he is a Russian Gangster he is soft like velvet, & super affectionate, but if you piss him off he will fuck you up & piss on your shit unless he shits on your shit instead!
...so I put on my shirt & tie that I had to buy for court because I am a criminal... because I am a fat alcoholic, when I stood up after the wedding my man boobs created great big crescent moons of sweat!
My dog Austin destroys everything, if he can fit it into his mouse he will chew it to pieces... yesterday Austin ate my cousins contact lenses, her medication, and a couple of her panties... I half heartily said to Austin, "bad dog!"
...I don't have time for that bullshit! I have been slacking on drawing lately, not that I don't enjoy it I just haven't had anything new to draw about so I thought I would go back to the timeless message of "FUCK WORK!"