Thursday, January 23, 2014

Smokey the Cat!

 My cat Smokey, was given to me by the Russian Mafia! He loves alcohol, he love to make smokey poops, he loves to be petted, & no shit he can talk! Even though he is a Russian Gangster he is soft like velvet, & super affectionate, but if you piss him off he will fuck you up & piss on your shit unless he shits on your shit instead!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

For my brother's wedding I tried to not look like a criminal... I put on my shirt & tie that I had to buy for court because I am a criminal... because I am a fat alcoholic, when I stood up after the wedding my man boobs created great big crescent moons of sweat!

Monday, January 20, 2014

Tuesday, January 14, 2014


 Fuck art that doesn't bring shame and embarrassment to your family, but most importantly fuck art that is children appropriate & fuck art that is work place friendly!

Monday, January 13, 2014

I Love Ant Eater Penises!

This country is plagued by an epidemic of hatred towards anteater penises, open up your heart and open up your mouth & butthole for anteater penises.

Saturday, January 11, 2014 source for Punk Rock in Las Vegas!

When You Are Being Arrested Focus On The Positive Aspects Of It…

…like carpooling, making friends for life, & creating lasting memories!
 For example I met Robert Hanssen’s nephew while sitting in a CCDC holding cell & I got to watch the movie New Jack City…etc

Saturday, January 04, 2014

Bad Dog!

My dog Austin destroys everything, if he can fit it into his mouse he will chew it to pieces... yesterday Austin ate my cousins contact lenses, her medication, and a couple of her panties... I half heartily said to Austin, "bad dog!" 

Friday, January 03, 2014


...I don't have time for that bullshit!
I have been slacking on drawing lately,  not that I don't enjoy it I just haven't had anything new to draw about so I thought I would go back to the timeless message of "FUCK WORK!"