Thursday, September 26, 2013

Friday, September 20, 2013

No Shit Sherlock: Things People Say That Piss Me Off!

If you think I am stupid just say it motherfucker, if not… die fucking die! Also, I should have shot you in the face before you uttered “No Shit Sherlock” for your dumb as fuck “no fat chicks” T-shirt, so what if I wear a suit at work…. the shit I do to feed my family

one of my favorite things, is checking the mail and discovering punk rock records in my mail box

Monday, September 09, 2013

Circle Jerks - Group Sex is a great record

Last night on my way home from work I decided to get shit faced, while doing so I put on some tunes & whipped this shit up… when I was younger, not so fat, could get an erection, & I had a sex drive, I took part in a lot of sexy time that could be described as unconventional, but I never had the opportunity to take part in a circle jerk 

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

International Dipshit, Bat Lords, Shiva Thrash @ the Double Down Saloon this Saturday (September 7th 2013) be there or miss the cuckolding

 Another cartoon inspired by dip shit coworkers who repeat dumb shit they heard on the radio.

 You know what kind of person doesn't believe in apologizing? A fucking asshole!
 If you are not sorry, fuck apologizing! It takes courage to apologize when you realize you made a mistake or when you are truly sorry that you hurt someone.

 I get it though, the type that won’t apologize are also the fuckers that can never admit that they were wrong. They would rather hold on to thinking they were right than actually knowing what is correct.  They don’t give a fuck if they hurt people around them because they have their pride, fuck these people!

 As far as leaders apologizing, they are probably full of shit and don’t give a fuck, so if some asshole with a flag lapel apologizes about something, “fuck off” because Monday Night Football will be back on soon & the atrocities will continue to happen…

Monday, September 02, 2013

The Oppressed White Male

 I heard some fuck whine about how he has to be careful about making off colored remarks or some overly sensitive person will be offended. Fuck off! Sure, people shouldn’t be overly sensitive and act like PC assholes, but dickhead shouldn’t think that means being insensitive is OK. It has been my experience that these insensitive types get very offended when you start to bag on the hypocrisy of their religion or their backwards family values.