Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Fist Bump!

when douche bags want to fist bump me, I want to fist bump their face

Monday, April 29, 2013

Sure if Russel Crowe ever sees this he will kick my ass, so lets just hope that this will be like the rest of my drawings and no one ever looks at it

For a little racist fuck Bubs Character on Romper Stomper was a total cutie & he got to fuck some 40 year old goth babe too.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Every year I go to FEST in Gainesville, from what I remember the experience is a lot like this drawing

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Before City Mouse / After City Mouse

Here is a flyer I drew for the upcoming City Mouse show, I am not throwing the show but I am excited about the show & I am excited about the band, so if you can show up to Whiskey Dick's on May 4th 2013 for some punk rock action!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

What the fuck does bigotry have to do with your family values? Fuck you, Fuck your family, & fuck your values!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Get It On Like Donkey Kong!

 My new job is interfering with fucking, getting drunk, & going to punk rock shows… I tried to fuck today, but then I started thinking about slot department policies & that ruined a good erection. It is pretty bad when you are fucking someone while wondering about the dollar amount you are suppose to fill out a suspicious activity report, since I am pushing 40 a good (or bad) erection is a rare occurrence… punk rock!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Through my extensive research I have discovered why most male coworkers don't care much for me...

1) I don't give a fuck about hot chicks & "pussy"
2) I don't give a fuck about sports
3) I don't give a fuck about cars
4) because I like "faggot" shit*.
*I fucking love "faggot" shit

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The Devil Made Me Do It

Do people still listen to Stryper?

I love the Descendents & I love the first 666 parodies of their logo, but at this point (#667) it's lame... by the way this is the 667th parody of it. Lets move onto to something original and by original I don't mean a parody of the Black Flag or Misfits logo...

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Adult Diaper Party

 A lot of valuable party time is lost going to the bathroom, I dream of a night that all of my alcoholic friends & I get together and get drunk as fuck while wearing adult diapers!

Friday, April 12, 2013

In Prison "Punk" Is An Insult

The Pink Sock

Since I have been a teenager I have loved the movie The Silence Of The Lambs especially the character Buffalo Bill, when I saw the movie & Buffalo Bill ask, "would you fuck me?" I couldn't help but respond, "yes, I would!" Top or power bottom either way would be my pleasure!

when ever my cat takes a shit, she stares at me and it makes me feel uncomfortable

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

This is about the housing nightmare we were experiencing in 2009, seemed like everyone I knew had a house foreclosed on, for various reasons. I guess Las Vegas is still experiencing it... Any way, at my art show some guy wanted this, I told him if he went to 7-11 and bought me a beer he could have it, he brought back two tall cans, fuck yeah!