Saturday, November 23, 2013

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

No Thankful!


Fuck Thanksgiving! 
This is an old one I did, but since Thanksgiving is coming up I thought I would post a drawing of me with one of those Baskin Robbins ice cream cakes that look like a turkey... remember, before you eat a cock this Thanksgiving, a lot of us vegetarians are more than willing to put out cocks in your mouth if it means sparing a turkey. I'll even wipe my broke ass dick down with an Axe Body wipe so it won't stank

I like Panda Bears...


..they make me happy!

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Being pregnant can be tough, relax have a beer and a smoke, you've earned it!



there was a short time in my life when I decided I hated everyone, so I made a fanzine that encouraged people to do bad things

Holy Shit! once again I'm drunk!


 I get drunk after work because I didn't kill a customer & I didn't jump off the roof of the parking garage

highbrow art at it's finest


This is what my underwear usually looks like... sometimes I wear camouflage undies because when I shart it enhances the design

Nothing but the best for my pets



If you are gonna break into my house, take whatever but if you could leave my pets unharmed I would gratefully appreciate that, I love my kitties and doggies. One more thing, when you are done taking shit if you could make sure the doors are closed so my furry friends don't get lost I'd also appreciate that.  

I want hot stuff (vegetarian) beef ravioli



you better wait before you take a bite, because shit is getting hot

Friday, November 15, 2013

Green Light Touching, Go!


The first time I had sexual relations with a woman I couldn't locate her vagina... the first time I made out with someone was also the first time I touched a sex part!

Monday, November 04, 2013

Eat My Pussy!



  The Riff Randals have a song on their split 7" with the Secretions called Video Trash Whore, it is pretty funny and a great punk rock song!

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Subsidize Your Income... Rob The Rich!


 Mother fuckers don't want to pay their employees a living wage, fuck them! Subsidize your income, rob the rich!

 Also, none of this lame ass poor people victimizing other poor people, people who do that need to die. I don't give a fuck what the excuse is... people who do that are pieces of shit that deserve the low wages the elites reluctantly pay them! Also skip the suburbs, sure we all love low hanging fruit, but those fucks are one paycheck away from moving into section 8 housing. People in the suburbs try to hide this by purchasing Starbucks on their way to work....