Monday, March 23, 2015

Why I don't Miss Playing In A Band...


Quite often I am asked if I miss playing in a band, & I usually say, “fuck no!” & these are some of the reasons why.
A)     I don’t miss other musicians relationship problems, from woman that have overly protective boyfriends that hate them playing in a band with a bunch of dudes, to the pedophile that gets 15 year old girls pregnant. Also your girlfriend that complains that you don’t spend enough time with her can go fuck herself.
B)      I don’t miss musicians and their great “ideas”. For the record I don’t give 2 fucks about “making it” I want to make music & anything else positive that comes along with it is a bonus. I don’t want to put shit in a song that people like, I hate those people… Also, don’t tell me how to make my song better, because all the songs you write sound like shit. Fuck you, I don’t want to sound like Avenged Sevenfold or make Hatefucks basketball jerseys
C)      I don’t miss musicians and their drug problems. I don’t give a fuck if you do drugs, but I work and have a family so I don’t have time to waste on the drama that comes along with you self-medicating. It is obvious you are mentally ill, get some therapy, & at this point I don’t really give a fuck if you commit suicide,
D)     I don’t miss musicians and their financial problems. For fuck sake we can forgive the fact that you never have a dime to put into a band related expense, but fuck you for pawning you equipment to buy drugs. Sure this has a lot to do with “C” but so fucking what, go fuck yourself… fuck you for having the nerve to ask me to buy you a beer.

Fuck, I could go on...

1 comment:

GE 138 said...

ha ha ha ha ha Is it bad that I'm guilty of about 2/3 of these??? ;-)